Tactical Spoon Knife Fork

There I was, camping in the back yard with my boys, getting ready to eat an MRE and make some coffee by the fire.......I quickly realized that the plastic around the MRE was thick......too thick for my arthritic hands to tear open. I knew that the situation was dire; my boys were looking up to me to feed them. What was I supposed to do? Tell them to go back inside the house and look in the refrigerator????? No, no, a thousand times NO!! I would not send my boys out in to the night to find the deck and back door to the house with naught but a flashlight, weak from hunger and weeping at the sight of their father's helpless attempts to open the chili mac MRE. But what could I do?? What could any man do????

Suddenly I remembered that my Ka-Bar Tactical Spoon Knife Fork was in my back pack at my feet. With a gleam in my eye, crying "victory!!!!" I pulled out my utensil of badass-ness and removed the serrated knife from the fork-sheath......in no time, the MRE bag lay at my feet, a defeated and shamed foe, and I knew that on this night, deliciously pre-packaged preserved meals filled with enough sodium to make your eyes bleed would be consumed. My only regret was that I had no horn and mead with which to celebrate my achievement. Perhaps that will be my next purchase. Long live Ka-Bar.....................