Nature's D'ck Pics 2020 Wall Calendar

Practical. Hilarious. Witty. Nature’s D*ck P*cs 2020 Calendar is quite possibly the funniest wall calendar you can buy. We’ve put together a new collection of nature’s finest shafts that will take you on a visually stimulating, 12-month photographic journey in 2020.

Seriously, what would you rather give to someone? A pair of socks that will get lost with the other 40 pairs he/she got during the holidays, or something that will remind em to go outside and find their own phallic objects? It's a small price to pay to be able to pin point your own masterpiece when you leave the house. I feel like my eyes can find peens within nature scapes like Johnny 5 can identify a bad guy in the second movie.

The 2020 calendar funny is definitely a G rated take on a MA subject and is the perfect gift for him or her and for any fun occasion including: white elephant gift, secret santa gift, dirty santa gift, gift exchange, birthday gift, mens gift, husband gift, fathers gift, office gift, boyfriend gift, gift for guys, yankee swap gift, gag gift, prank gift, hipster gift, bar mitzvahs, bachelorette party and more!