Fleshlight LaunchPAD

Though it's not electric or piston-powered...or Japanese...like this friendly sex toy, the LaunchPAD does employ advanced technology in a valiant effort to enhance Man's alone time. The makers of male masturbatory aid the Fleshlight have created and configured the LaunchPAD iPad case to work in tandem with the former so that men may seamlessly simulate sex both tactilely with a device capable of impersonating a vagina, and visually with one capable of streaming porn or interactive naked girls on Skype (e.g., girlfriends, good sports).

Initial feedback on the recently debuted LaunchPAD is positive. "Moneyshots" says, "I get out my Launch Pad whenever my wife goes out of town. Now I wish she'd leave more often...this thing is amazing!" And "All4Girls" adds, "The grips on the LaunchPAD make it easy to thrust into the Fleshlight rather than stroking. It takes masturbating to a whole new level."

The LaunchPAD case is made of a sturdy but flexible material that protects and holds snugly inserted tablets, Fleshlights, and penises alike. It won't slide or shift during use and is designed to maintain the user's access to iPad touchscreens, volume, and power. The case is compatible with iPad 2, 3rd generation, and 4th generation models.