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30 Terrible White Elephant Gifts People Would Fight Over

Exchanging presents brings unalloyed joy and unending anxiety. White Elephant exchange is also referred to as “Yankee swap” or “Dirty Santa” and it simply means gifting gifts to your friends that they probably don’t need, but will definitely find funny.

If you wonder what white elephant gifts can make people fight over, we’ve got a wide collection of elephant gifts to put you on the spot and fill your belle with laughter. Be the hero of the gift exchange by bringing anything from this list.


1. How To Swear Around The World
As every traveler knows, there’s nothing as frustrating as being unable to communicate your feelings in a foreign country. Sure, ordering milk in your coffee, locating the loo and getting out of that dodgy Mexican jail are important conversations, but sometimes you need to be a little more expressive.


2. Red Silicone Heart USB Memory Stick
This gift is disguised USB Flash Drive inside the figure to hide your important data. Why should you have an ordinary flash drive? Themed flash drives make carrying around your data fun!


3. Jar Of Fucks to Give
Whether this Jar of Fucks sits on your desk or bookshelf let it be a physical reminder that your fucks to give are a precious resource. Make sure to be selective when deciding who to give any fucks to of your jar of quotes.


4. Mini Decorative Cactus Tea Light Candles
Cactus tea light candles matches desert miniatures, as a Succulent plant shape, it will be a nice decor piece. It would be the best accessory you can add in your intimate tea party, or even if you are having time for yourself.


5. Own A Piece Of The Sun
There is no greater constant in our existence than the Sun above us. It is the greatest star there is. From ancient civilizations to today’s beach lovers humanity has been worshiping the sun. To own a piece of land on the Sun gives everyone the unique opportunity to be part of something big.


6. Fake Gold Bar Bullion Paperweight
"999.9 Fine Gold" engraved on the surface of Fake Gold Bullion Bar. Packed with an exquisite case, it is a perfect gag gift for your friends.


7. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people.


8. Magnetic Poetry - Pick Up Lines Kit
Reinvigorate your barroom banter when you take a classic pickup like "is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?" and give it a new twist like "can I buy you an airport or do you just want a drink?


9. Drinking Buddies Cocktail Wine Glass Markers
Hands down the funniest party pack of 12 speedo-clad muscle men drink markers. Drinking buddies drink markers come with a marker to personalized your handsome hunk.


10. Grow a Girlfriend
Girlfriend Grow Toys, One size fits all. Growing your own girlfriend will save you money on jewelry, and you won't get silly questions, nagging, PMS, or a Mother In-Law.


11. Fake Belly Fanny Pack
Are you looking for something for party? Bring this belly bag to add a special favor to your party or hangouts. You will make them all laughing out loud and happy along the way. The realistic looking fake belly fanny pack bag can bring more laugh to your friends than ever before and it looks so realistic.



These funny socks for women are sure to bring a smile to anybody that receives them. Perfect gift for Christmas, white elephant gift exchanges, work holiday parties, bachelorette parties, bridal showers, birthdays, Mother's Day, and more!


13. How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety
Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.


14. Dehydrated Water 16oz Can
Just add water to this hilarious product. Make thirst disappear with our new formula that when diluted, can make up to infinite gallons of water. So practical - we couldn’t believe it wasn’t available sooner!


15. Literally - Half Pint Glass
Keep your dignity and your wits about you with this inspired half pint glass. Made of high quality glass, the half pint is exactly what you would expect from the name: A pint glass sliced in half to make a half pint glass!


16. The Book of Useless Information
The Book of Useless Information addresses virtually every imaginable topic, from the most unusual tourist attractions in the United States to the legend of Dracula.


17. Black Gold Foil Playing Cards
Black diamond poker playing cards are totally differ from normal cards, designed with cool black background and pattern, also gold foil makes them be smooth and shiny. The cards are almost impossible to cheat from as they are very dark.


18. How Not to Kill Your Baby
Have you ever read a parenting book that left you feeling inadequate and/or terrified? In other words, have you ever read any parenting book whatsoever?


19. World Famous Ta-Ta Toasters
Rather than spend hours of your precious time knitting another pair of mittens, give a gift with that “homemade” feel that she’ll literally keep close to her heart.


20. Toilet Golf Potty Time Putter Bathroom Game
When you're sitting on the porcelain throne, thinking about philosophy, science, and the colonic impact of Mexican food, you can take a break and play a quick game of putt-putt. The SYZ comes with its own putter, green and hole, all in one.


21. Willie Egg Fryer Mould
Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer mould is non-stick so you can make the most delicious breakfast ever. You can make the most hilarious eggs and much more.


22. Dill Pickle Flavored Candy
Pickles have been popular for hundreds of years. Try some of these delicious dill flavored mints and you might get popular too. Easier than carrying a pickle in your pocket! These DILL PICKLE mints FLAVORED CANDY Makes a great gift.


23. Ceramic ICK Mug
Start your morning off right – by drinking warm liquid from a dick with this uniquely designed ick mug.


24. Ultimate Party Travel Guide
Life is too short to spend sober – that’s why the Ultimate Party Travel Guide is here for the ultimate party animal to show you the best places to party at.


25. Flat Earth Snow Globe
This is a snow globe of the Earth, a tiny replica of how our planet looks in the solar system. Shake it to see the snow flutter down from the atmospheric dome, exactly the same way real snow falls in real life.


26. Do Not Disturb I'm Gaming Socks
If you can read these Do Not Disturb I'm Gaming Socks than please stay out of my room, MOM! These do not disturb socks are so comfortable, you'll want to wear them all the time while playing Fortnite or Call Of Duty.


27. Dashboard Monk
Only when you grasp the essence of bouncing on a spring, will you truly understand the meaning of sitting still. Park this peaceful Dashboard Monk anywhere you need spiritual inspiration. Each hard vinyl monk has an adhesive base and sways with the slightest provocation, reminding us that sometimes it is wise to bend like a willow.


28. Nature's D'ck Pics 2020 Wall Calendar
This gift is practical, hilarious, and witty. It is quite possibly the funniest wall calendar you can buy. We’ve put together a new collection of nature’s finest shafts that will take you on a visually stimulating, 12-month photographic journey in 2020.


29. Can of Whoop Ass
Back up your threats by literally opening up a can of whoopass on somebody! We have never been more serious. Be ready to use it anytime in every situation and have it handy for when the situation escalates.


30. Gnarly Teeth Set
Great way to get laughs if your real teeth don't look like these. There are 9 different sets of teeth, enough for your whole baseball team. Not for chewing.